Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Grannies and Thongs

I wanted to continue the story with our experience with this cleanse. I want you to know I am very obedient and I am following every thing they tell me to do!! I hav'nt cheated one speck and I feel very proud of myself. I came close a couple of times but, I had my shake and made it through. Last week Pen and I had to go do the body wrap. They told us we had to buy a thong. I said "no way" do they even carry thongs in our size. I have never seen thongs for grannies have you? Penni and I went to sears to make our purchase. I felt so embarrased but, we were on a mission to do what we were told. We looked at the table and spread out were different colors and sizes. I said to Penni what do you think a 7 looks like the biggest size. I dont want to try it on do you? "NO"! so we both picked one up and went to the counter. We were always looking over our shoulder making sure no one was around that we knew. The clerk was all by herself so we hurried over. Penni got hers first and people were starting to gather around. We tried to block everyones view as the clerk took her time yikes!! We went to our appointment and brought our nasty thong. They took our body fat and she said Penni was good and I knew I wasnt. I was right. my body fat on my hips and leg is 45% holy molely this was very bad new but, on the other hand now I know why the thong looks so rediculus!! The body wrap is quit the experience you can wear your thong(which I think looked worse than naked) and a bra. The office got a kick out of Penni and I and decided to knock on the door while doing the body wrap and said we want to see your purchase. I said "NO WAY" they laughed and went away. They asked if my husband liked the thong. I said I am never showing anyone! ever!! They showed us what excersizes would work best for our bodies. I want you to know I have never felt so empowered. I have never felt so happy. I know I look different. I am doing Yoga everyday and running love the wii sports and fitness it works for me. This week we get a massage and I'm looking forward to that!! I wonder if we have to wear the thong again.

8 comments:

Robyn said...

Patti--you crack me up! Ha ha...I can just picture you and Penni going to buy your thongs! So funny! I'm glad you're feeling so good with this cleanse thing! Keep it up!

Crystal said...

ha ha Patti you are so funny!!! I'm glad that the cleanse is working for you... it definantly is a challenge to keep with the diet!! :)

Tina said...

That is GREAT!! And I'm with you. Thongs and me, we do NOT go together. Its like a constant wedgie!!!
How fun to be treating yourselves. Moms/Grandmas need it more often than they/we get it!

Becky Glover said...

A thong - I didn't even wear one when I could have gotten away with it, like before kids:) I just can't picture you and Patty at the store trying to hide that you were buying a thong, I just keep giggling about it. I would love to have been there:) Keep up with the cleanse, my personal fave is Yoga I only do it once a week and the other days I do other stuff but it's so good for you. Not just your body but it allows you to focus your mind - I know I know I sound hokey but it works and it's a serious workout!

Becky Glover said...

K funny I said "you and Patty" yeah you are Patty sorry my bad:)

Kelly and Megan said...

Too funny. I can totally picture you and Penni checking around the store to make sure you didn't run into anyone you knew! I would do the same thing!

Grandma Hand said...

No wonder you and Penni have such a good time but REALLY A THONG. That is just too much No wonder you wouldn't let me in. NO WAY WILL I PURCHASE A THONG TO BE IN A BODY WRAP THAT IS JUST TOO MUCH!

Diane said...

When I stop laughing, I'll call you and laugh some more. That's just about the funniest story I've heard.